So you think I'm a fashion photographer?
That's a real llama, dickhead. Learn more about llamas.
I don't think I want you on this website.
You just criticised my website for not being "avant-garde" enough and then suggested that I scent it with Calvin Klein fragrances.
No I didn't.
I don't have any of those on this website, but I will search for some on YouTube for you.
You can't count to ten in Swahili, can you?
Well why didn't you say so, you goose? I'll pop you through now.
Listen, I don't want to be rude, but this is really, really fucking boring.